digimon therapy (pokemonmewpikachulov)

fang: *a gatomon walks up and sits in her chair* so, ace, what went on today

ace: *an agumon is sitting on the couch next to fang* we-well....

fang: stop stuttering

ace: we-we-well it wa-was

i said stop stuttering

well it was just like any other day, exept my boyfriend dumped me

ok no one cares about you and youre boyfriend. *phone rings* hold on *answer phone* oh hi, oh no he didnt. well tell him to just shut up and drive and drive and drive. omg you got a new purse from ariopostle!? send me a picture of it. *looks at picture* oh its so awesome

worse psychirtrist ever

*turns around*

best psychirtrist ever

im on the phone

come on answer me. im your patient

i am patient

no. IM YOUR PATIENT

one minute *hangs up phone* let me go get your test results

test results? you havent even done anything yet.

*comes back* YOU HAVE CANCER, FOOL

what? i cant have cancer!

um, im sorry but this little paper with a smiley face on it says you have cancer. *sighs* let me go get youre test results

test results? you just brought me my test... what is this

*comes back* you have orangeboxwithshoescandleandapencilaphobia disese

ahh noooooo

and its really a box of shoes *opens box*

ahhh take em away there ugly

*sets it down and gets back on the phone* ok im back. the patient? i think shes a leo.